Saturday, April 30, 2011

Portion of Distortion: Kyuss Lives?

Portion of Distortion: Kyuss Lives?: "

No, no they don't. Kyuss does not live. Because Kyuss is the sexy combination of Josh Homme, Nick Oliveri, Brant Bjork and the alway-stunning-in-camo-shorts John Garcia. The band that will be touring the UK under the moniker 'Kyuss Lives' next summer is minus one prolific guitarist in Homme, most likely because he either a) doesn't want to revisit the past or b) is busy with his myriad of other awesome projects (Them Crooked Vultures, Queens of the Stone Age, Rekords Rekords) that supercede taking part in some half-assed reunion tour for Euro stoners. 


Homme will be "replaced" by 'John Garcia Plays Kyuss' (don't even get me started on this) Bruno Fevery...laaame. Anything worth doing is worth doing right. And this ain't right. 

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